But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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