it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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