You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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