i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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