I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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