Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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