Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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