Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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