You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
BRING THE BAGELS
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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