school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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