We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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