He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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