let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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