Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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