Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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