You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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