she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
