I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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