smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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