My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
