i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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