If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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