i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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