I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Couch. On fire.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
