He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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