when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Randomize
