also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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