Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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