who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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