you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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