WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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