ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
no, he came in my armpit
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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