Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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