at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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