What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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