Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
