Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I don't think brook has ever known best
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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