Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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