Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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