if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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