it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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