ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Church boner. Awkwardddd
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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