have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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