so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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