For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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