I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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