I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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