? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You ate ashes out of my bong
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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