Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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