Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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