so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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