Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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