Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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