my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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