happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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