if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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