Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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