I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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