you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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