And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
honey bunches of taint.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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